Check out the directory, I added seven new "Faces of PoE". At some point if I get bored enough I'll finish the "PoE Balding Epidemic" series. Seriously, like more than HALF of the tards posting on PoE either have major ass receding hair lines, they've got a "soul patch" on the top of their heads, they're doin the comb over or they're just outright bald as billiards cue. Which begs the question ...is PoEtarded behavior a result of hair loss bitterness? *nods* ========================================================== : So the story's back to it not being you on ED? It was never me on ED you bumbling fuck. Where the fuck did I ever claim it was me? Oh, yeah, NEVER. Yeesh, wake the fuck up and take notes or something, you Ritalin deficient prepub. Oh, I ~maybe~ did sorta do one thing with Special ED though. See when I found out about it, I maybe, kinda, sorta emailed one of the retards who made the site, some ugly fat chick goin by the name Vinyl... something or other. Anyway, I emailed said fat chick and told her a bunch of bullshit like that the whole world was gonna implode or something if she didn't take off the Special ED article...so you know what she did? LOL, yup, the dumb cunt walked the fuck right into a wall and put the article up as the "article of the now" or whatever the hell it is. Which of course boosted the traffic to my sites significantly and upped my webrity status as well. The best part is, the out right attackful, spastic, hateful nature of the current entry about me actually did far MORE to discredit the retards than it did to support the failing accusations. Pretty much all ya'all fuckwits came off looking like grade A Hatter Addicts frothing for teh Interwebs revenge. `, ) ...you should never fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do. ========================================================== : well, as opposed to a "spherical flunkie" If you're a fuckwit PoEtard with Down's...you think that's funny. ========================================================== : Cubicle monkey wins hands down, even after taking my utter hatred of having to spend all day : sitting at a goddamn desk into account. Most fatties agree with that. Physical exertion...woah, way too hard for a FATTIE to handle. Give that boy a Ho-ho and a extra wiiiiiiiide office chair any day. Maybe if yer stuck as a cashier you might have some arguing power, but workin on the floor...man there ain't no easier job than that. The best part is, I don't waste any of my brain power or creative effort on someone else's product, so I go home feeling refreshed, exercised and ready to invest my creativity in the only place it matters...MY STUFF. ========================================================== : Matt is, of course, responsible for everything he deigns to take credit for. Never mind the fact : that the PoE site was written by Chet on some sort of crazed whiskey/coke bender some time ago : and is held together by duct tape and THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED. I love how you rush to the aid of defending and backpedaling for your little tin God, Chet. It's rather...cute...in a retarded Corky kind of way. : And And? And?! HOLY SHIT AND!? There's MORE! *snicker* Of course there is. *pats the dullard on the head* : never mind the fact that Chet was busy accomplishing something that paid better than stacking crates : for THE MAN. ...so lemme see if I got this straight...you dumbfucks are now trying to claim that Chet coded this WHOLE GAME called "Portal" from Valve...or is the doorknob just trying to take credit for the site coding? Cause the later, man I could TOTALLY believe Chet was responsible for THAT piss poor attempt at web coding. Someone ought to tell the college flunkie he needs to go back to school, cause using tables for content layout...yeah that became obsolete like SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO. o_O : ...and yet, Google doesn't know anything about these posts. Does Google hold your hand, wipe your ass and think for you too, Bumbles? Cause it sure sounds like it. Oh, free cl00 for ya, Google only archives what *I* want it to archive (as far as my posts). If you don't like it you can get a REAL USP...or bitch...yeah, why don't you bitch, I think that'd be funnier. : ...and yet, Does anyone else wonder why this feeb always starts his sentences with a pause? I mean, okay, he's slow, we know that, but why the fuck does he feel the need to pantomime it out syntactically? : you're hanging on every word we write over here. We, huh? It's nice to see you deficients retarding back into the sheeple mentality so soon. : Shit, you were screaming to no one on alt.2600 within two hours of my first post. *pats you on the head* Sure I was, Downs, sure I was. PPOSTFU as we say on Usenet. ^_^ : PROTIP: ONLY RETARDS HAVE ALEXA INSTALLED. Wow, so there are over 10 MILLION retards in your reality, eh Cuppycake? LOL, you never do get tired of making an idiot of yourself, do you? : HA HA HA HA HA HA. He's laughing everybody, REALLY, he just needs to type it all out for us so we all know how much of a good time he's supposedly having. *nods* : Jesus Christ Matt, Well that's one way of describing me...most people go for the anti-christ approach though. : buy a fucking book on SQL or relational theory. If you're searching THE WHOLE DATABA Well, Retard, the point was that I just wanted to test out scripts capability to write the user data to the database...which worked for like...a day. And that was good, cause that's as long as it needed to work (just so I could check it). Obviously though, since I left the user stat collection scripts in place, that one time prototype was only going to work...that one time. Woah, guess I don't have it in a directory called TEST PLATFORM for nothin, eh Spittles? It's okay, I haven't forgotten how slow you are. : Oh and I'm so sure yout job as CRATE STACKER SUPREME is *SO* much better, what with the unpaid : overtime and freedom to decide whether to restock the shelves or clean the men's room first and : being shit all over etc. etc. Well I'm not sure what Wal*Mart you worked at, Spittles, but it's definitely not the one I work at. For one, only maintenance does cleaning, my job ends at unfurling an orange safety cube and taking a little break for ten minutes whilst I wait for the mop and bucket crew to arrive on the scene. Two, I get paid for any and all over time I work. Yeah I know there's been a couple isolated incidents of dumbfucks working off the clock without telling their department manager and later coming up with the ~convenient~ excuse that they were somehow coerced into doing it...but we don't have any dumbfucks of that nature. In fact at our store if you work off the clock, for ANY reason...you're fired. And if a manager told you to do it and you report it...they're fired. Simple as that. Gotta love our open door policy. The pay, the benefits, the perks...man workin at Wal*Mart is like one of the best jobs there is. Sure there are groups of r-tarded small business owners and flunkies who got fired who are running around screaming at the top of their idiot filled lungs about how horrible Wal*Mart is, but the fact of the matter is...they're full of shit. I can't attest to all Wal*Marts, but hell, our Wal*Mart here in CP doesn't even have any position that pays at the minimum wage...and that's WASHINGTON minimum wage ($7.93). I think maybe maintenance and stock men get paid the least and that starts out at like $8.60 an hour, with like a forty cent increase every six months. The stock matching program and 401k plans are excellent too. Oh and in a lot of cases you don't actually have to work 40 hours a week to be eligible for health benefits and such. So even if yer on part time, 32 hours a week, you still get benefits in most cases. Then there's the 10% discount on merchandise, plus an additional 10% on one item during the holiday season. Oh and we also get bonuses, which is really cool, especially since our Wal*Mart is like ALWAYS out performing last years stats. And we get a substantial Christmas bonus. Paid vacation each year, depending on the number of years you've worked, I believe it's one week for the first 2 or 3 years and then two weeks after that and then if you hit ten years you get like three weeks. Awesome all around...and sure beats the fuck out of yer job answerin phones as a cubical monkey for minimum wage. ========================================================== : We're talking about a man who thinks you can troll Encyclopedia Dramatica and look good in the attempt. LOL, there you PoEtards go fucking up again...always confusing the Internet with the real world...always so concerned about "how you look" online. *snicker* If only you knew how funny that was to people who aren't losers like yourself. ========================================================== : I notice that on the search page there is a sidebar advertising this shit. Chet, could you make sure : that some stupid thing didn't get injected on the server side, like on the ad server? If I use curl : to just get the page itself I can't help but notice an which could very well be serving up some fun : XSS interstitial shit. ...LOL! ^_^ ========================================================== : I did the cubicle thing long enough to earn my own office, and now I just shut my door. And how long do you think that'll last, Cuppycake? Even if you've got your own office...it's still a small little box. And the minute whatever failure of a company decides to downsize... yeah, kiss yer ass goodbye, cause the cubical monkies are ALWAYS doing more work than your types. : If I wanted to go out for a cigarette or just a little walk doing retail, I'd have to clear : it with five people before I even got to the door. Now, I just go. LOL, what retail outfit did you work for? If you work the floor (ie NOT a cashier) you get to set your own breaks so long as you stick to the government guidelines (can't work more than five hours at a time without at least a half hour break). Also you're not really supposed to take your breaks at the very beginning or the very end of your shift, but that's kind of a "no duh" thing. And again, the best part about my job is that I'm not sacrificing any of my talent and creativity on anyone else's bullshit. Most of the peeps I know who work as graphic designers or web developers have very few, if any, personal websites and artistic pursuits, usually because by the time they get off shift their creativity is completely burnt out. With my job at Wal*Mart I get to create what *I* want and it pays well enough that as far as freelance work I can be VERY picky, only taking on jobs that TRULY interest me. ==========================================================