Oh, oh, it's dat mean 'ol Mad Hatter...bitch slappin you tards again.
Be sure and check out the photoshoped image of her royal fatness
(Girlvinyl), queen of Special Ed:
Apparently my ability in graphic manipulation is so good that some
people confuse the edited image for the original:
Check it out:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/browse_frm/thread/36f9743f8dfb4ddd#6af39b9449ecdf40
> Pretty good job - I'll pick #1 as the original. Toggling between the
> two, the second looks a little flat and - well, for lack of any
> specifiv technical things to point out, it seemed a bit odd. Maybe
> something to do with the proportions?
...yeah, I am just that good. ^_^
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: Those are nice teeth though. I'm not sure how that's supposed to hurt
: your feelings.
Oh you droolers still aren't getting it. I do not, in any way, have
any ability to "hurt" anyone's feelings. The ONLY person who can hurt
your feelings...is you. At best all I can do is give your dumbass
opportunities to take my words and try and feel like a victim. That's
all on you though. Words never have any more meaning than what you
allow them to have.
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: Wow. He's making cheap shots at a guy in a hospital bed
Makes you angry, doesn't it? Just remember though, I'm playing by
your rules, it's just I'm WAY better at this game than you. ^_^
: A Walmart shelf stacker whom maintains an adult-orientated Care Bears
: site and briefly experimented with a diaper fetish that mainly
: involved wearing adult nappies whilst beating off online is attempting
: to make jokes about a man who could be dying.
That's it, lash out, make it as desperate sounding as you can.
LOL...you know kiddo...your failing little insults might actually have
some meaning if they were rooted in some coherent reality...sadly for
you, they really aren't, which is most of the reason why they're so
ineffective. It's a tactic you know, a highly developed one. You see
I create all this bullshit like the stuff in the diaper froups in
order to distract you away from things that might ACTUALLY bother me.
You spend all your time tilting at diapered windmills, too damn stupid
to realize the truth. And to further compound your problems, the way
in which you attack those windmills inadvertently shows the methods
that would be most effective in using against you...after all, why
would a lesser like yourself attack with a "sword" he didn't know for
sure could cut him as easily as it could another? Take the picture
memes for example...I never would have done that if you hadn't tried
to attack my Halloween pictures in the first place. You showed me a
method of attack that you believed to be effective...only because it
would be equally as effective against you. Unfortunately, that method
of attack, like most all methods, is completely useless against me.
So no matter how hard you try...you won't EVER be able to "get back"
at me. Where as for me...well I just keep "stabbing" at you again and
again and again...eventually driving you crazy...eventually turning
you into a Hatter Addict. `, )
Yes, it's very much true...that article that someone tried to put up
on Special ED about me, it really was to serve as a warning...
thankfully for me though, you kids are WAY too stupid to come to grips
with the obvious reality that haunts you so badly.
: Portal of Evil has finally actualized.
Oooo, I'm evil now, am I? LOL
: And it's a camp, clammy actualization that requires wetwipes and a
: step back.
Fail, fail again, child.
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: Didn't he mock online a widow whose husband had just died? I could
: swear that was him. A real high point that one.
Of course I did and I'd do it again. Maybe you droolers have just
been sleeping through all those new PSA's, you know, the "think before
you post" ones. The bottom line is that you should NEVER share
publicly online what you aren't expecting to have verbally attacked.
It's sort of like when I posted on Usenet when my grandma died. I did
so knowing FULL WELL in ADVANCE that there would be NUMEROUS Hatter
Addicts who would immediately descend upon the news and try to use it
as a means to attack me.
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: I'm pretty sure he's still into that whole diaper thing,
LOL, diaper trolled!
: given that he has at least one photo of a grown woman wearing a diaper
: in his "muses" directory; there are probably more but I'm not going to
: look.
By that same logic, given that you tards archive, talk about and post
pictures of things like furry scat bondage...well, do the math,
Junior.
: The thing to remember about Matt is that everything he says about
: himself is the exact opposite of truth:
Retards like this always assume that everything they read is black and
white, either it's ALL true or it's ALL untrue. Mental deficients
simply are not capable of comprehending shades of grey when it comes
to truthfulness. The nature of my posts is that I ALWAYS mix lies with
truth, to varying degrees with no real discernable pattern or purpose.
: when he says he was just "socially engineering" the diaper community,
: it means he was desperate to be accepted by them.
It's interesting how he conveniently fabricates an alternative
"truth". First he claims it's only a direct opposite, meaning if I
say I did troll them then I really didn't, but now he's actually
making up stories to go along with his idiocy. What's interesting
about this case is the fact that he himself is guilty of that which he
is trying to claim that I'm doing, so it can be concluded that if he's
projecting THAT aspect, he's likely also projecting the story he's
making up to go with it (ie he's seeking my acceptance). Although
I don't think it's *MY* acceptance he's seeking, rather he's looking
for acceptance in PoE and thinks he can achieve it by laming through
my responses.
: When he says he just loves his wonderous job at grill n chill
: Wal*Mart, it means he hates it exactly as much as anyone else working
: 10 hour days for (barely above) minimum wage would hate it.
LOL, oh I'm way above the minimum wage, Flunkie. How the hell would I
be buying a house with a pre-approved $150,000 loan on minimum wage,
you dumbfuck.
: When he says he's good at his job it means he's constantly getting
: reprimanded by his 18-year-old manager for napping in the storeroom.
Wal*Mart doesn't normally hire people under the age of 21, Stupid (for
obvious reasons).
: When he says he's in high demand as a graphic and web designer, it
: means the only "clients" he's ever had were relatives and possibly
: friends of his relatives.
There he does it again. These delusional fantasies must be VERY
important to him.
: And when he says *snicker* it really means *crying inconsolably into
: pillow*
Now there's an interesting projection. Easy to imagine...hell, easy to SEE!
...LOL, check that out, a PoEtard who just had himself a good long cry
(he'll probably try and claim it's allergies or something retarded
like that).
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: With you can see a lot of
: what makes them tick by inverting some oof what they say,
Oops, looks like a slipped there Freud. Yer probably all like, "Oh
wait, no wait, I mean everyone BUT the retards on PoE!"
: with Mat is so profound as to be like he always speaks the truth
If I "reverse" what you're saying, do you think it'll sound any less
retarded?
: so long as you either reverse what he's saying or take what he's
: saying about others' as being himself.
And that's what PoEtards like to call their "coping mechanism".
*nods*
: It's exactly the same as when a small child tells an adult not to be
: afraid of the dark,
...what? Oh, right, we're reversing whatever you say, I forgot. When
an adult tells a child not to be afraid off the dark, that I can see
happening.
: or for that matter when an adult - Mat
I wonder if he misspells my name out of stupidity or if it's some kind
of psychological thing, like he can lie and project as long as he
doesn't say my actual name. Sort of like a small child crossing their
fingers behind their back when they tell a lie.
: - tells a person how to do something even though they don't know how
: to do it themselves.
This is the part where Bumbles can't actually provide a real instance
of his delusional overcompensation. That's okay, I'll go ahead and
provide one to the contrary anyway:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.design.graphics/msg/ee9a72b31ef28b29
"And I would've quit yesterday (for like, the 12th time??) if you
hadn't have given me guidance on what's what. Your description of a
Div was the best and easiest to understand on the ENTIRE web."
: And taking about small kids,
You seem to really enjoy that...possibly for all the wrong reasons.
: Mat's development arrested when he was a small child - hence his
: obsessiveness, fantasy, diaper fetish and egocentric behavior.
You of course being a trained, expert psychologist who has personally
treated me for years and can say all that with the utmost sincerity
and integri...er...wait a minute Dr. Phil, you best back it the fuck
up and figure yourself out a backpedal on this one. LOL, ya gotta
love PoE, they've got no shortage of lil wannabe junior miss pop
psychologists all running around regurgitating the cliche banality
they slurped up from prime time television and their Intro to Psych
requirement that they failed through at their local community college.
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: Nice to see he's still as tedious as ever.
Number of Hatter Addict posts made on PoE about me in the past week...about 170.
Number of posts I've put up on Backwater in the past week...about 6.
Think slow now, Downs, don't hurt yourself.
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: Oh. Oh. I take it back, it was a lobotomy
LOL, figures that I guessed right. The rest of you tards would
probably be better off with lobotomies as well.
: It still feels odd to see the faces of people who post on the
: internets :S
Of course it "feels odd" to you, because you're used to hiding in the
dark, faceless and anon...the very idea of people actually being able
to see what a horrible ham beast you are...man that just scares you
shitless, huh? Sure your dumbass can run the fuck at the mouth real
good when you're hiding from what you really look like, but the second
people can see what you really look like...yeah that's when you get
REAL quiet, innt?
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: He's ASTONISHINGLY unable to respond to other people's posts, and yet
: he claims to be a genius at trolling.
Let me know when it requires any more than...zero posts, to keep your
stupid ass frothing on about me, you useless bitch.
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: Congratulations on making about half of my base pay at my "cubicle
: monkey" job, Matt.
Congratulations on living somewhere like Gay Town where the cost of
living is about three times what it is where I'm at!
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: I feel genuinely sorry for his inability to compartmentalize.
I feel genuinely sorry for your inability to comprehend...oh, wait, no
I guess I don't feel sorry for your deficiency.
: Not having enough creative energy to work hard for others yet still be
: more than able to work on their own stuff.
How many personal websites and projects do you have again? Oh, that's
right, you have NOTHING. You my witless friend are little more than a
meandering, unproducing clusterfuck. Hell I shit more creativity in a
day than you manage to fumble together over the course of a whole
year.
: Then again, I don't have sneering contempt for every client or
: coworker that doesn't understand my "vision" or my "genius".
You make it sound like that's a unique trait, hell, have you tried the
new "Make My Logo Bigger" cream? Check it out, Bumbles, you'll love
it: http://www.whoneedsdesigners.com
People like you who just bend over and take it up the ass...
yeah...you're never really remembered for much of anything and you
never really get over the level of freelance flunkie work. When
you're a designer you REALLY need to be absolutely insistent about
YOUR designs, after all, you ARE the designer. If the client had the
skill and ability to design, what the hell would they be hiring you
for? Only the most pathetic of "designers" allow themselves to be
used like a cheap box of neon Crayolas in the hands of a bumbling
fuckwit who knows jack shit about things like color theory,
typography, navigation, usability, etc. And if that's the way you
play your whole portfolio winds up looking like the spastic crayon
dribblings of a third grader and at that point the only kind of work
yer gonna get is for designing a logo for Bob's Used Car Dealership
or Aunt Betty's Crochet Club.
: I work in Photoshop, Illustrator, and Quark all day. Then I go home
: and paint. If I do get frustrated by people taking shortcuts with my
: designs, oh well. I've got the ones at home that are mine.
And ALL of the ones I have are ALL my own. I'm an artist...I don't
make compromises. You, yer just some dribbling fuck whose creativity
is burnt out on a daily basis for someone else's vision. You
literarily have absolutely no fucking clue at all as to the levels of
achievement you could ACTUALLY obtain if you had full access to your
creative limits each day.
: Am I whoring out my talent? OF FUCKING COURSE. I got this education
: specifically to whore it out.
In other words you're a college flunkie, in which case I guess it
doesn't much matter. Even if you weren't whoring out what little
spoon fed bullshit you slurped up in college you wouldn't be able to
attain any level higher than where you're currently at (unless you
went back to school).
: But if I'm whoring, you're giving away free, crab-infested, diapered
: upskirt shots on the subway;
...okay that made no sense at all. I realize the itching need to use
diaper lames, I mean they're quick and easy and you're stupid enough
to think they're effective, but honestly, at least try and make
fucking sense. You don't get brownie points just for screaming the
word diaper at the top of your lungs, child.
: crying how nobody understands your genius
There are a LOT of people who not only understand my "genius" but who
wait in eager anticipation for more of it. You know what the
difference is between a flunkie like you and an artist like me...I
have a fan base...you don't, because nothing you produce is worth
anything more than dribbling shit. Unlike you, every single day I get
around a half dozen or so emails just like this one:
>>> Hi, I was just wondering if you are going to be adding more costumes and
>>> more other items into the generator for use. Perhaps more focused to the
>>> male set spritesheet?
>> I'm planning on releasing a major update on or around Keeristmas (Dec
>> 25th). Unfortunately this year I haven't had very much time to work
>> on making new parts, been swamped with real life stuff, work and about
>> a bazillion other projects.
> Ah ok!. Thanks for the update. Good luck with everything. The
> generator and the site both look amazing!
...what the fuck have you got, Bumbles? Yeah, nothing.
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