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: This is so incredible...


Your idiocy is rather incredible, isn't it?

: has anyone ever felt like a victim dealing with Hatter?


I'm sure they'll all be lining up to openly admit it and allow me the
pleasurable satisfaction, Downs

: More interesting is his theory of language which he has stumbled into,
: or rather over.


Sorta like when your mom stumbled over that goat and, oops, you got
conceived!

: Really Matt?


Really Downs?

: "Words never have any more meaning than what you allow them to have."
: Really? Care to expand on that or at least point fattly toward your
: language theorist of choice?


...gee, lemme think...uh...common fuckin sense? I realize you're in
short supply, but really, try and see if you can't work this out,
Kiddo.

Of course, it should probably be noted that some human beings are
more...actualized than others, so for some of you...lessers, I guess
it's not really so much of a choice, you don't set the meaning of
words so much as the society that beat you into its mold sets the
meaning for you and you just aren't...evolved enough, to grow beyond
the deficiencies of the sheeple run group think.

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: I can't support these 'hatter addicts' and I can't support you.
: Congrats Matt, you are on the same level as the WBC. What a fine cut
: of a gentleman you are.


You're a Webbie-tard, you don't support it because you use the
Internet as a substitute for the real world. That's why you react so
frothing and take everyone online *SO* serious like. The whole point
of online communication is that you can NEVER know anything with any
degree of ABSOLUTE certainty (unless you know the person in the real
world). And because of that fact you need to take EVERYTHING online
with a grain of salt...including when people claim that a loved one
died...cause fuck all if you really know, Sunshine. For all you know
it's some troll lookin to milk yer stupid ass for pity points or to
try and get you to send them money for their supposed dying little girl
or whatever. Basically, fucks like you are a scam artists wet dream.

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: That's probably what his teacher or school counselor told him when
: he'd come in crying because the other kids were teasing him. It sounds
: slightly less trite than STICKS AND STONES etc. Unfortunately Matt,
: being stupid, likely interpreted it wrong.


LOL, quite the opposite actually, that's vaguely what a teacher told
another student whom I was tormenting for fun. He told the kid that
the only person who can make you angry is you. I disagreed with him
at the time and went on to provoke the kid further in an effort to
prove that he was wrong. Later I realized that in a sense, he
actually was right...but only for certain people. There are generally
two kinds of people...those who think for themselves...and those that
are engineered by society to react in certain ways to certain
circumstances. Basically it's like an autonomic response for so many
of you retards. It's also what frustrates you so much about me,
because from your limited perspective your failing little delusions
and attacks should bother me enough to make me all weepy eyed and
running away...but then that doesn't happen. Instead I laugh at you,
continually mock your efforts and generally screw around with you
tards for shits and giggles (always at your expense). You r-tards are
simply incapable of understanding what it's like for someone of
my...height (metaphorically speaking).

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: I'm sorry your grandmother died, Matt,


Your feelings in the matter don't have any relevance or meaning to me
one way or the other. The only people whose opinions really matter
are those I care about, those I know personally, those I call
friends...you, yer just some faceless fuckjob on a random Internet
site. You mean nothing to me.

: but that doesn't excuse your behavior. "Other people do it too" is
: never a valid excuse. You are fully responsible for your own actions,
: and the fact that there are many terrible people on the internet does
: not change the fact that you are also a terrible person.


I'm many things to many different people, Sunshine. From my
perspective I'm a realist and you're a nut job...that may not fit too
well with your vision of reality, but again, your vision of reality
doesn't mean fuck all to me.

: You are a trainwreck of a human being but your fundamental cowardice
: won't allow you to accept that you've failed and try to put your life
: back together.


It's ironic when r-tards like you, posting anon, making every effort
to hide your true self from others try and claim that I'm a coward
when I openly post my full name, address, phone number, pictures of
myself, etc, etc. But as I've brought up before, you fuckwits tend to
project quite often...you're simply another obvious example of that
fact.

: Noone would be laughing if you weren't bragging about what a failure
: you are.


But really, it's not that I'm bragging...it's that I'm happy...that's
what bothers people like you. See you're miserable, you hate your
life, you hate the way it's going, you feel depression, down trodden
and sad...and so you equate those feelings to things like your job, or
how much money you're making, how much "stuff" you got, what kind of
car you're driving, etc, etc. So then when someone like me comes
along who maybe isn't making as much as you are, who maybe doesn't
have a cushy, fat promoting office job...and I'm happy about it...boy
that just drives you fuckin nuts, innt? You simply cannot stand the
fact that someone who has "less stuff" than you is happier than you
are, because it shakes the whole foundation of your idiot line of
thinking where you're constantly LOOKING for happiness in...a "better"
job...in a "better" car...with a "better" pay...and, oh, if only you
could have those, then...then you would be REALLY happy.

*shakes head*

People like you...you're not happy...and you never will be. Being
happy has nothing to do with superficial garbage like what kind of car
you drive. The fact is I could be a fuckin garbage collector and you
know what, Asshole...yeah, I'd *STILL* be as gawd damn happy as a
fuckin clam about it...cause that's just me. I enjoy life, I enjoy
living, I enjoy every last little fucking instance of EVERYTHING and
cherish it as if it were the last moment of universal existence. I
love life so fuckin much I even LIKE things that I don't like. For
example celery...I hate the shit, I think it tastes nasty...but on
occasion I eat it anyway, why? Just for the experience of it.
Because to me, the things that I don't like define me as much as the
things that I do like so it's important to remember them and cherish
them, because they're apart of who I am.

: Go ahead and hide behind your *actions* and transparent bravado now,
: Matt.


You're the one whose hiding child, not me.

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: as PJ O'Rourke once wrote


...how sad that your entire view of reality is based entirely on the
writings of OTHER people...you have no sense of self, no real opinions
of your own, do you? All you know is what society has beaten into
you. You're nothing more than a faceless pawn in the game of life,
your future determined by the random spinning of a great big wheel
turned by society, moving forward exactly the number of steps you're
told to, never thinking for yourself, never deviating from the path
laid before you by the group think mentality. People like
you...you're not even human to me. You're like some kind of
sub-human, chromosomal deficient, a retard that's led around by the
hand and constantly told what to do, never having enough sense to
trust in themselves.

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: When he puts something up, one person grab it and post it here.
: Don't buy Matt's cheetos, folks.


LOL, how ironic. I mean the dumbfuck PoEtards go *SO* far out of
their way to ban me off their server and making it so I can't
post...and then now they're all putting in some massive fucking group
effort to POST FOR ME...*snicker*...you tards just can't win, can you?

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: He's now put his inspirational collection of both personal drivel and
: awarding winning Flash movies in the directory he expects us to look
: at.
:
: Oh God. The clever fatter, trying to entrap us into insulting real
: peoples' work as though to imply he's on their level. That's not like
: the worst straw man ever.


...wow...let the fantasies flow I guess. Free cl00, Dumbfuck, I put
those up for the people on USENET, not for you morons. I guess you
musta missed (conveniently) the post on Usenet where I directly linked
to all that new content.

I think it's so funny how you morons think that this directory is even
directed towards you, because it's really not. The only real
advantage to having you dumbfucks read any of it is to get you
frothing more so I can continually use you as a soapbox for my
glorious word art and wondrous ideals, thoughts and philosophies. The
pages and the directory itself are ACTUALLY targeted towards those who
LIKE ME, those who are Hatter FANS, not Hatter fanatics like you
stupid ass drooling retards.

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: Actually, I think they're all other people's.
:
: We know the fag still dressed up in diapers and is a babyfur, though.
: No faggoty "HAH HAH you have been duped into thinking somebody else's
: crap is mine" can change that.
:
: Dude is seriously desperate.


...apparently not even remotely as desperate as your little "need" try
and feel important when it comes to the things I do online.

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: He thinks


Woah, holy shit, the PoEtards are claiming to be PSYCHIC now!
AAAAAHHHH!!!! RUN!!! THEY'RE READING OUR MINDS RIGHT NOW!!!

: we hate him because he's him,


It's really funny reading the rest of this post when the "he thinks"
part is taken off, really exemplifies the true nature of your failing
projection. Really, it's not what *I* think...it's what *YOU* think,
you sad little pathetic moron.

: and that we make fun of his stuff just because we don't like him. He
: will not or can not conceive that the stuff he does is mediocre at
: best and commonly pure shit, and that is why we call it so.


The mistake you made was in assuming that I cared (or anyone else for
that matter). That's what bothers you PoEtards so much, it's not the
fact that you're always hating on other people's stuff...it's the fact
that they don't buy into it, that they don't care. Fact is yer a
bunch of fuckin drama queers lookin to try and start shit with people
online so you can try to feel better about how pathetic and failing
you are. But when they don't react, when they pass you by and expose
the fact that your opinions are worth less than the shit they wiped
from their ass...yeah...that's when you start in with the delusional
coping mechanisms, reading one thing and then trying to claim that it
REALLY means the exact opposite. It's kind of like this:
http://mca-jabberwok.deviantart.com/art/perki-thanks-14252674

"Now this was just not right, having a bunch of low class uncultured
children sitting around taking sub-par cheap shots at an artists
work., I had to do something for moral support for my furry brother.
So this horridly cynical and snyde pic was born."

Which was then deluded into this:
http://friends.portalofevil.com/sp.php?pi=1000721072

"Surprise, they're all whining about being "persecuted"."

...especially telling how the PoEtard put the word persecuted in
quotes as if they actually were.

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: Further to this, I hated nearly all the animations he picked anyway
: They all had a nasty, crappy feel to them. Except for the MTV
: interstitials - some of those were OK.


You HATED them, eh? *nods*

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"Purple" the homosexual PoE Teletubby tries to "explain" his horrid
ugliness:

"People who have a few flaws tend to look far better, oddly enough."

...oddly enough, it's only the ugly, pimple molested, ass faced,
Wesley Crusher look-a-likes that believe that. It's also what's known
as ~lowered expectations~.

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: Part of Fatter's hilarious payback against Encyclopedia Dramatica in
: his "Reaver" obsessive editing spree was to put up that image on the
: userpage of girlvinyl (the broad who ED in the first place) as if it
: were a photo of her. Oh that zany Fatter and his madcap antics, he
: sure showed them what for!


Yeah I especially like how so many of you kids don't even recognize it
as a photo manipulation, you keep thinking it's the original. LOL,
how bad ass am I? ^_^ Whilst your pathetic attempts...

...well, maybe you could try and convince yer senile old grandmother,
but that's about it.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...anything you tards can
do...I can do better.

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: First, why should we be worried about giving Matt those hits,


Because you tards think I'm trolling you...or something. You kants to
not let me win teh Interwebs! LOL

: besides the fact that they define the meaning of his existence.


Only in your delusions, Kiddo.

: I say lets give'em to him. He doesn't make scratch off of them.


Actually so far teh PoE pages have been generating about 50 cents a
day. *snicker* You're right though, you lame fucks really aren't
worth very much.

: Sure they increase his 'weblebrity' or whatever the fuck that means,
: but he isn't making a cent.


Yeah I'm making fifty of them, LOL.

: Next, how does his photoshopping of the fat pink bunny get back at us?


Ahhh, there's that PoEtard need to always want to be the center of
attention. In their delusional fantasy land EVERYTHING revolves
around them.

: Anyone have a clue?


PoE is in short supply of clues these days.

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: What's so epic-level stupid about the whole thing...
:
: ...is that he somehow thought GirlVinyl would give a shit.


Oh she gave a shit, practically had a spitting shit fit in email over
it, even going so far as to threaten me with litigation if I didn't
take them down.

: She's arguably the most targeted person amongst everyone discussed and
: listed on ED and is attacked in some form or another on a daily basis
: by people far more down the road to pure crazy than Moulton is. My
: point being, did he think she'd be HURT or OFFENDED?


Considering all past efforts to try and do photoshops of her have
looked about as good as the failed attempts of you drooling retards:
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1a/Moultonpyle4ab.jpg

...yeah. It was so funny cause when I brought up her hypocrisy about
it her primary argument was that my edits looked *TOO* real and thus
were somehow libel and not simply for satire.

: The best he can manage is, essentially, a fat joke??
:
: I mean, he loves to throw the word "fail" around so much it had all
: but lost its meaning, but trying to fuck with GirlVinyl with something
: as pathetic as OMG PHOTOSHOP ATTACK cannot possibly be described as
: anything other than fail.


The irony of your babbling stupidity is that you will be the very last
person on the planet to volunteer your full name and pictures of
yourself for me to do some creative editing with. In other words, you
run at the mouth real good when you're hiding like an anonymous
coward...but if you were as exposed as Sherrod...yeah, you would be as
shit screaming mad as she is about the pictures. ^_^

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: ... is that Google ads don't pay for impressions, only for clicks.


No, really?! Fuckin duh.

: And, since he's using frames on that page,


*snicker* You dribbling dumbfuck, there aren't any frames on those
pages.

: and the ads are in frames outside the content, the ads can't pull
: content to target themselves, so they're just running generic Firefox
: ads (for me), and quite literally nobody clicks those. The dumbfuck
: can't even make Google ads work, something that fucking Chinese blog
: spammers can pull off. How stupid do you have to be to miss the entire
: point of content-targeted ads? Moulton stupid, I'd guess.


Leave it to dumbfuck extraordinaire Kthor to not know the difference
between a frame and a CSS page division. Of course looking at Kthor's
website it's pretty obvious the retard doesn't have a fuckin clue. I
mean he's so the fuck far out of date he's still using tables for
content layout. I mean holy fuckin keeristmas, that form of web
design went out with blue ribbons and clip art back the fuck in 1998.

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